3 horrible gift ideas

Okay, I was bored at work today, and found some things that would make HORRIBLE gifts. These little shitters better not end up under my xmas tree.

3) Saitek's "Lighted" keyboard
http://store.yahoo.com/saitekusa/pcgake1.html
At first, your wondering.. what's wrong with that? Well the problem is, the "lighted" part they claim is so cool, is in *between* the keys, it is not at all backlit. Basically you cannot see the keys in the dark, just a cool blue glow in a place you don't need it... right between the keys.

2) USB Watch
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/watches/5eec/
This one speaks for itself, if you cannot fight the urge to have your USB drive IN your watch, then you and this timepiece were destined for each other.

1) Doom 3 Board game
http://www.gearlive.com/index.php/news/article/doom_the_board_game_01310621/
WTF? Sums this peice of crap up in one short sweet review.